Weird things happen everywhere. But only in Asia are people producing weird things from their bodies. I mean, apart from the usual what-have-you. There was this one time I… oh, forget it.

Anyway, it was weird enough that Nepal recently boasted a young girl who produces glass shards from her forehead. I mean, regularly. Like, 130 times.

But Malaysians apparently don’t like to be one-upped by the cousins up north. Today we hear of a Malaysian girl who regularly produces gem-like stones from her toe.

Is the end nigh? What’s bringing this stuff on? The only stuff I can produce clears rooms. Can we tap into this new human skill by, say, getting some young woman in Sri Lanka to produce Hummel figurines from her shins? If you think outsourcing is bad now…