I am sure it was Georgie Femm’s twins what were hereabouts last nite and they did a number on that beefalo we have yet to slaughter. They sprayed gluespray all over my beefalo and covered it in glitter and if only that beefalo had some fight in it i do not think they wld have been able to get the big sunglasses on it and i do not know how they afforded an eyepod or where they got such huge earphones.

It is a shocking thing to see my beefalo all glammed up and i do not know if that glitter will ever come out and each time i try to get the sunglasses and the eyepod off the beefalo the beefalo gets all snorty and looks like he is going to charge and run right over me and so i think he really likes those things and does not want me to take them away. i do not yet know what i will do when the eyepod battery runs down and the music stops playing. But i do know i shld not feel that i am less of a man for having a beefalo all covered in glitter in my yard but i do feel that way and i am just being honest by saying how i feel.

Georgie Femms twins will get theirs, i can tell you that.