Check out this Goodyear television ad from 1970. There is scary music. Arrows and numbers fly through the air like so much foreign language! Off-ramps fly by! On-ramps shoot out cars like ping pong balls! Oh Gee! We're at an airport! Planes are like big scary cars with wings! I hope I don't hit one!

Maybe they're implying that women are feeble creatures to dote on and constantly worry about or that they are simply bad drivers. Either way, no thank you.

By the way, this ad was shown during the first ever Monday Night Football.