If you’ve never checked out Craigslist’s Missed Connection forum, you really should. The site is filled with longing, lust, and miscellaneous statements of the heart. The following is a sample from the Western Mass forum. Post dates have been added.
(Southern Berk)
P, you were always so fun. I loved you’re exotic roses.. Love to see you again in 2 weeks… I loved what I learned from you ! March 12, 2017
Bad timing at the brewery — m4w (Northampton Brewery)
Hi, you looked like you were with family, meeting for dinner after a jog in the snow? I was meeting with a good female friend I hadn’t seen in a while. It was loud. Awkward. Could find no way to illustrate interest without interrupting conversations or offending anyone. We should get coffee or lunch. Please reach out! March 15, 2017
Girl fixing green subaru sunday — m4w (Greenfield)long curly hair brunet red dress and pearl necklace fixing ur car with a guy watching. i asked if u needed help. i wanted ur number but couldnt ask with ur bf there. message if u realize ur too hot for him. ill fix ur car for u like he should and treat you like Queen. March 14, 2017
C. in the medical field could be k. — m4m (Pittsfield)
Hey I know this will be kinda awkward if u see this and it’s you….we used to work together and then you got a new job I am still there I saw you recently and you helped me recently if this is you and interested get back to me I am completely DL minimal experience but would share more March 14, 2017
Vendor at Walmart — m4m (North Adams)
You were selling something at Walmart last Thursday, but you aren’t a Walmart employee. You convinced me to buy. It wasn’t terrible looking at you while we got everything done that needed to be done. If you think this is you and you’re interested in some discreet fun let me know. We can figure out how to know who each other is for sure. March 13, 2017
Belchertown Dunkin — w4mWe were in the drive through this morning at the Dunkin by Town Mart. You were in a white car in front of me, I was in a black SUV. You paid for my coffee and sandwich this morning and I just wanted to say thank you, that was very kind of you to do. It defiantly made my morning that much better. Thank you. March 13, 2017
Cute blonde with coupons (wspld)I was in line at Michaels and you offered me a coupon. What I really would of liked was your name and cell number. If you see this respond and let’s chat March 12, 2017
cleaning lady — m4w (lee)
looking email chat with cleaning lady on railroad st local company i work for i suggested blue moon beer at a party put blonde hair in subject and ill give my email and your name starts with D interested definitively March 11, 2017
Your handsome face — w4m (North adams)We met a couple weekends ago, I put my number in your phone. But haven’t heard from you. I realize that may mean that you aren’t interested, but I would love to see your handsome face again. March 11, 2017
Bank teller/maintainer/food truck — m4w (UMASS Campus)Well if your a bank teller around Umass campus that has also been a maintainer (campus center) and worked on the big (real) food truck on campus well then this is you. Hopefully you see this and respond. March 11, 2017
Pittsfield Planet Fitness — m4wYou and I were on the treadmills. To prove that your the same one. You did something, and then I said something, If you could tell me what it was, and approx. the time of day. March 9, 2017
