I think I figgered it out

I don’t like a thing you can’t spit on. It’s hard, working on the internet. But I got it licked for now.

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Test4

how the hell you work this damn thing? I got glue all over my hands.

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wolfs in New Hampshire

Lot of talk about this new wolf reintroduction program in New Hampshire. Not sure I’m for it, really. Wolfs tend to eat sheep. I don’t have any sheep, but I know folks what do. Mainly, I’m thinking that wolfs can swim across the river into Vermont. They could walk across bridges, too. I can’t say as I mind New Hampshire having wolfs, but I think they should think about the other states. Like Massachusetts! Is...

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that damn librarian

There is this one librarian with a pegleg who says I owe six dollars for a book I took out last year. Some book about building rockets or some such thing. I never took that book out. And this librarian tells me i can’t use the internets until i either pay the fine or bring that book back. Well, I tell you what: I sure am glad I got this here computer out of that camper’s backpack or else i woun’t be able to write...

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that damn trevor banks wisconsin

see i got someone writing to me about them wolfs. a mister trevor banks wisconsin. Well here’s something for you, Mr. Wisonscin: we don’t call them cougars. We call them catamounts. And theres no such thing as that program, except for one guy from the circus who travels around with a truck and two catamounts and it is well known that if you have it in for some fellows sheep or cows, he will starve them catamounts till they...

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Supported by our members

Now, I don’t listen all that much to the radio. But I did happen to get into my truck the other day after Jake borrowed it, and he not only had left the wipers on but he also had it tuned full blast to that NPR station. Which I don’t mind so much, except for the part where they say they are “Supported by our members.” Are they allowed to say that on the radio? Don’t they put people in jail for that kind...

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