This one will play well in these heady days of Royalists, Whigs and Tories.

Mitt Romney: "We are the party of the revolutionaries, they are the party of the monarchists."

Rumor has it he later called Arlen Specter and said, "Gird thyself, sir, for a proper drubbing. Not even that wee ponytail dangling from your tricorn topper will save you now."

Between this and Michael Steele's "off the hook" party of "hip-hop," the Republicans are having quite a time with this whole image makeover thing. I think I have a winner for them, if only they'd listen:

"The GOP: Cranky coots in shiny suits."