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Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Puppy Swap, Love Unleashed

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Puppy Swap, Love Unleashed

by Blaise Majkowski | Sep 24, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured

Have you ever done something that you knew was a bad idea but against all judgment you did it anyway? That’s what I did when I bought a copy of Puppy Swap, Love Unleashed. First a bit of background. Our family has been blessed with Sasha, a two-and-a-half-year-old...
Blaises’s Bad Movie Guide: Mr. Sycamore

Blaises’s Bad Movie Guide: Mr. Sycamore

by Blaise Majkowski | Aug 8, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured

What do you do when you have a dead-end job, a nagging wife, and no respect from the people in your neighborhood? Most of us would go to Las Vegas and hope for the best. But not Mr. Sycamore — his keen idea to escape the rigors of life is to undergo metamorphoses into...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster

by Blaise Majkowski | Jun 25, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured, Film

Looks like Godzilla, king of the monsters is falling on hard times. Our reptilian friend’s new movie is having a hard time wooing audiences away from a flick about another prehistoric beast, sir Elton John. Even appearances by fellow cohorts Mothra, Rodan, and King...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Howard the Duck (1986)

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Howard the Duck (1986)

by Blaise Majkowski | May 7, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured, Film

On its opening weekend, Avengers: Endgame took in a staggering $1.2 billion. I’ve seen it and now I am caught up in the frenzy. I even scoured the area McDonald’s and got 12 of the 24 avengers happy meal toys. The clerks there cringe when I come strolling through the...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Ants

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: Ants

by Blaise Majkowski | Apr 9, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured, Review

Flashback: Ten years ago, the morning after Christmas. True story. I am on the john at my sisters house when a car barreling down the road hits a utility pole, frying every appliance in the house, including a TV/DVD combo I just received as a present. The car then...
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