The (Boob) Job

A gang of theives in Uganda has taken a somewhat shrewd approach to robbery. Police in that country are warning bar-going men to watch their noses, lest they have a heaving bosom smeared with chloroform shoved in their faces. Apparantly, women have been applying the heavily sedative chemical to thier chests and using it to subdue their male victims. The victims, usually well-to-do business men, wake up stripped naked with all of thier belongings missing. Whether these women are operating independantly, or are being used as secret weapons by a third party isn't exactly clear. I really hope its the former. That would make this so much cooler ('cause you know those business men type…they're scummy jerks who expect sex and probably had it coming).

Author: Cherchez La Femme

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