Let it be known that there is nothing in the world that I covet more than an iPhone. But when the miraculous day comes when I receive my communicative and mechanized manna, I do not want it to do this. Ew.

I give this one a big, Nancy Kerrigan "Whyyyy?!?!" (I realize that this comparison could be seen as in poor taste, but when I saw wobble, I felt exactly like she seems to in this video—shocked, bewildered, hurt, and not amused.)