In response to Dan’s male archetype debut, I offer lyrics from Larry Gallagher’s "Wimpy White Guys With Guitars” (click on track 9) the ultimate tribute to “fags” like Jason Mraz who, via serenade, have always wooed sensitive girls away from more traditional alpha doods:

We’re taking over

Serious, sensitive and sad

There’ll be an open mic on every corner

We’ll be writing songs about your daughters

It’s a sick gig

But Chicks dig

Wimpy white guys with guitars