Over at the eponymous MeTube, our friend and ally Patrick has the YouTube capture of the trailer of the new Quentin Tarantino/robert Rodriguez film. "I’m not an action movie kind of guy,"writes Patrick, "but this trailer makes me wants to go to a Chuck Norris restaurant and order some machos with extra hot salsa, a dish of testosteroni, and two robust slices of that brawny pie."

I’m so turned on.