Of course, people are naysaying this brilliant inventor, who’s come up with a sideways bike. Useless, you say? Well that’s what they’ll say when I come out with my double 2-liter drinking cap, not to mention my non-swivelling chair and my pen that only writes up and down. And they’ll be just as wrong. Always slagging the unconstrained thinker.
This sideways bike, all these naysayers should note, will probably be a really cool stunt bike, ridden for fun, not some sort of boring commute vehicle. Where’s the imagination, people? Stop worrying about whether it will turn in traffic and think about how cool it’ll be to, say, plummet down a mountain on this thing. I’m gonna try it, just you wait.
