Remind me not to rile any Serbs. Seems a trio of Van Helsing wannabes drove a stake through Slobodan Milosevic’s heart. Geez Louise!
I mean, we’ve got our own undead — Robert Novakula and
this guy:
come to mind — but it’s a metaphor, people, a metaphor. His undisclosed location isn’t a coffin. Well, probably.
Also, this just in:
The Dutch are even loopier than you thought
Wim Hof, the "Iceman" (I know, I know– keep the Top Gun snickering to a minimum), is gonna climb Mount Everest in only shorts, boots, gloves and a hat. Now that’s just silly. I mean, that’s kinda like going to the Republican national convention in this suit:
