Eleven-year-old Jamison Stone shoots old friend of giant hog he recently downed. The giant pig, whose name was Fred, used to cavort with a chihuahua, at least when he wasn’t being irate about a lack of hog slop. Stone recently learned the whereabouts of that chihuahua, and, with his father’s help, bagged the devious pooch.
The big news is that the chihuahua only appeared tiny because he hung around with such a big pig. When Jamison got close enough to see what he killed, he discovered that the chihuahua actually weighed in at a solid 1,247 pounds. He earlier stated that he didn’t believe he would ever again kill anything as large as Fred the hog, but now he has revised his statement.
"I didn’t think I would get anything bigger, but this monster chihuahua has made me realize that I need to continue hunting at game preserves. I may next move to kill smaller and smaller animals–I feel like I’ve really tapped out the market for big. I just heard about a tiny orangutan in Georgia, and I think I can nail it."
Jamison, who was recently cast in the movie The Legend of Hogzilla, has just announced that he will be appearing in a new Fox sitcom called That’s My Taco! about the trials and travails of a chihuahua who really loves Mexican food.
