I say Marilyn Manson’s looking like Liz Taylor, and Hillary goes and chooses Celine Dion’s "You and I" as her campaign song. Did Barack Obama have a mole in her campaign organization? The masses who will mobilize against French Canada’s worst export will be staggering, Hillary, staggering! You are so, like, doomed.

If I was running for President, my campaign song would be "Eruption."

Although "Ride of the Valkyries" might be cooler.