While we wait for John Conyers to bring the contempt hammer down on the lily-livered jellonauts of the White House, here’s some entertainment. We knew that Karl "Turdblossom" Rove and his staff offered a fine briefing to the General Services Administration (a bureaucratic backwater if ever there was one) outlining which Republican seats they’d be needing to aid so that the Republi-permajority (TM) could continue marching onward. We knew the Rovelings made clear which Democrats were being targeted for electoral oblivion. All of that in clear violation of federal law. But it does the heart good to know that the politicization of everything continues. One wonders if Rove eats and sleeps in a Republican manner, or micturates Republican juice (upon the rugs of Democrats, which really tie the room together). We do know he dances in a Republican manner.
The Washington Post today outlined all the government agencies and departments that have received briefings of a similar nature:
State Department
Treasury Department
Agriculture Department
Interior Department
Labor Department
Department of Education
Energy Department
Commerce Department
Department of Veterans Affairs
Transportation Department
Department of Health and Human Services
Department of Housing and Urban Development
General Services Administration
Environmental Protection Agency
NASA
Small Business Administration
Office of Science and Technology Policy
Office of National Drug Control Policy
U.S. Agency for International Development
Peace Corps
Personally, I feel much better knowing that NASA is planning to operate the Mars rovers in a Republican manner. One need no longer wonder who that freakin’ face on Mars thing is going to resemble when they finally trundle over for a closer look. Rushmore wasn’t big enough, I guess.
