Turns out,says dentist and hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg (who clearly ought to know), the ancient Egyptians had teevee. Oh, the possibilities. The Nile Crocodile Hunter, Martha Stewart’s Living in the Afterlife, Who Wants to Be A Pharaoh?
I wonder if they had an Egyptian Erkle who marked the end of their civilization?
Goldberg gets high praise for his other work as well:
"Thanks to you one night I teleported myself into a lush Monte Carlo hotel."
BB