Okay, we’ve had a lot going on over here, juggling holidays, people’s vacation time and an upcoming office move to Northampton that’s probably going to be more painful than we think. BUT…don’t think we’ve forgotten about your puny little glove-slap, LOCAL BUZZ.
Perhaps it will have to wait until spring, but we shall answer your vulgar little taunts, and believe you me, James will be playing METAL GUITAR (his bagpipes are in the shop), Kendra will be screaming LEAD VOX (she staged a coup and Diana Ross bit it), and despite your cowardly moratorium on my own skills, I will be playing ROCK DRUMS a la Tommy Lee, AND…we might even get Vannah to join us, and MAYBE we’ll even play ALL SKYNYRD songs. Metal versions, of course.
Y’all can make a set list of whatever tooky little emoballads you can muster, just be sure to bring your mamas to put band-aids on your little egos, if they get scraped up.
