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If you don’t know the ad that Eugene is parodying here, well, you spend less time wifiing on the internets than do I – good for you! (and see below for an example – it’s one of a series of ads that are car-crash-esque in their ability to dreadfully mesmerize) I’m pretty sure that there’s plenty here for the feminists and the men’s advocacy bozos alike — er, did I just write that out loud? All apologies. Any actual clowns out there, I assure you, there was no offense intended. Oh, come on, fellahs, it’s just a joke. Geez, lighten up a tad. How many men’s advocacy advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? (or to get screwed out of a lightbulb, I should say. bah-dum-bum-tshhhh). I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff. Try the veal. Blue show at eleven.