Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman are better in every conceivable way, but . . .

. . . in the interest of fair play, here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s video anniversary card to her man that Dan posted recently (and yes, Dan, I say let’s put the World’s Sexiest Man in the Mantheon, by all means.). Sarah and Matt are hecka better singers too, dontcha think? Matt also seems much more comfortable with his celebrity and is, it’s true, a much sexier man, so comfortable with himself, than Ben (or Jimmy, but I think that goes without saying, and no, to pre-empt another firestorm, I’m not saying that because Kimmel’s heavyset, I just find the man incredibly yicky, testament to Silverman’s truly perverse nature.) But it’s still kinda funny, and refreshingly un-homophobic. Lots of celebrity cameos too – Joan Jett in the house! Sorry I can only find the bleeped version.