I hate pickles. Which may not matter to you, but it’s pretty important to me every time I order a sandwich and they go, "Do you want a pickle on the side?" and I say, "No," and then I get a sandwich with a pickle on the side. Cause people don’t listen when you’re talking about pickles.
Also, today, Terry McAuliffe revealed that Hillary Clinton may have beat John McCain in a shot contest. He also said, "She’s a girl from Illinois who likes to throw ’em down with the rest of us." (Boy, is that comforting.) Which means the question will no longer be who you want to have a beer with, but who you want to have shots of booze with.
I think that, no matter who wins, we should be concerned about this escalation in substance abuse amongst candidates. Because if we don’t, when the Bush twins share the Republican ticket in 2036, the question’s going to be, "Who would you rather freebase cocaine with?"
Primaries: gateway contests to even harder contests.
