You know, a fella can take a lot of things. But when a guy goes and cops his signature look, well, that just ain’t right. What gives, Cheney? (He’s speaking at the Coast Guard graduation.)

And I have proof that I had this look long before Cheney–in fact, I was singing about Cheney in my own 10-gallon hat in 2004 with the Cocaine Cowboys, though I was a fair bit puffier than I am now: