Don't know about you, but upon seeing the cover of this week's Hartford Advocate, I've decided to spend the rest of the afternoon kicking back with some Pepsi Clear and mini Ritz crackers to watch the X-Games and contemplate the extremes of the extreme breath mint. I truly appreciate living in the world's weirdest country. I mean, if I perfect my new KleerWool (TM) hosiery line, I could probably make millions!

Additional: Move over, wives of Stepford, it's SHE-3PO…

Of course, Japan has provided the brains behind this.