What happens in Arby’s Ad-team Meetings should maybe stay in Arby’s ad-team meetings?

This is really disturbing, and hard to figure what went on around the table over in Creative.Makes meimagine I’ll be ordering penis at the Arby’s counter (and I don’t mean in a sexy way, I mean in a ground-meat way).

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Who cares about the homophobe preacher, Barack’s replacing the White House bowling alley and putting up a hoop!

Not that I have anything against bowling—oh fuck it, yes I do, I do, or rather, I've enjoyed actually bowling, butI admit it (once again), I’m an overeducated east coast snob who loves NBA basketball and LOVES it that Barack is replacing the whitest (okay, tied with golf, at least until Tiger took over), redneckiest sport (okay, tied with hunting)in the yoo-ess-of-aiye with inarguably the most "urban" of them all (and the BEST!).

(Image appreciatvely pilfered from http://www.extrememortman.com/)