I'm in awe of a new find by one of my favorite bloggers, Leisure Guy. Behold in all its glory This Is Why You're Fat. It's a collection of disgustingly appetizing(?) food for those who aren't afraid of things like heart attacks.
I think the picture below really says it all, what with the mise en scene.
This is, reportedly, "a cheeseburger patty topped with bacon and sausage between two jamaican beef patties." No word on the identity of that foul brownish gunk just beside the sandwich. Prechewed barbecue, perhaps? Very nice with a garnish of wilted parsley and a spritz of salmonella.
Almost as good as the sloppy joe on a Krispy Kreme doughnut. I think I'm going to go have a piece of lettuce for lunch. Actually, make that half a piece of lettuce.
