Beware Down There

Last time I checked, activities like tanning and waxing didn't hold the same sterilizing risks as hard-hitting sports like baseball or football, which require participants to don protective cups. But that's just the approach the marketers over at VJJ enterprises are using to promote their new product, the Va J-J visor. Yes. A visor. For your genitals. (I'm telling you, Oprah should have copyrighted the word "vajayjay," after her use of the term (which is a childlike diminutive of vagina) propelled it into perfectly acceptable parlance.) VJJ enterprises has co-opted the term and attached it to what they call "THE FIRST EVER WOMEN'S CUP!" [emphasis not added]. This flexible plastic cup that sort of resemples a mini jai alai chisterais designed to "protect a woman's inner vulva area, inner labia, clitoris, and vaginal opening," and is held in place by "your body's natural muscular tension." Never again will you have to worry about revealing your bits to hot wax, lasers, or radioactive UV rays as you expose the rest of your body to them.