Forget the Super Bowl. This is the event I'm waiting for, as promised by Sean Hannity's television antics:
Charles Grodin: You're for torture.
Hannity: I am for enhanced interrogation.
Grodin: You don't believe it's torture. Have you ever been waterboarded?
Hannity: No, but Ollie North has and talked to me about it.
Which is pretty awesome by itself. He talked to Ollie North!
Then this happened:
Grodin: Would you consent to be waterboarded so we can get the truth out of you? We can waterboard you?
Hannity: Sure. I'll do it for charity. I'll let you do it. I'll do it for the troops' families.
I really doubt he'll do it. But say he does (do they get to waterboard his hair seperately?). What happens when he can't take it (because nobody can, seeing as it's drowning)? What will he say?
