David Byrne Wants Me

Today I get an email from David Byrne. Something about Amesty International and purchasing his new 'tracks.' Yesterday I get an email from Willie Nelson. Something about how 50,000 dairy farmer's are in danger. What, Columbia Records and Whole Foods can't pitch in? It's all down on just a regular person with an e-mail account now? I wonder if David Byrne and Willie Nelson will try my new Valley Asparagus Soup, just, you know, cause reaching out goes both ways, you superstars.