"Dear Mary,

I didn't become a dairy farmer because I thought it would be easy. It's hard work, with a lot of early mornings and a lot of heavy lifting — but it's work I love, and I'm thankful for it every day. If it were up to me, I'd never do anything else."

(First Willie Nelson wants dairy farm bill support, then David Byrne wants to sell music to me personally (has he seen me dance?) and now this dude. I wonder how they might re-pay potential largess?)