"'I want to find out if [waterboarding] is torture,' [Eric] Mancow told his listeners Friday morning, adding that he hoped his on-air test would help prove that waterboarding did not, in fact, constitute torture." (That's shock jock Eric Mancow, talking to the Miami NBC affiliate.)

All I have to add is, well, watch it for yourself:

For more such antics, all with remarkably similar results, try liberal-turned-conservative Christopher Hitchens or Playboy's Mike Guy, who bet he could go 15 seconds.