Hot steamy night…good night to give a heads up to Le Penis. One might think that hot and steamy etc. go well with the penis..but if it is not paired with the right wine there is nothing there from a gourmet perspective except a hot dog maybe a brat. On its own for many it just is not sexy or sensual. I am talking about it being fully exposed…trying to guess whats goin on in some guys package …thats hot.
So what brings up Le Penis you might ask? Well I was chatting with a friend a while back and we were discussing all the usual catch up stuff. He mentions that he had surgery lately and that went well, but t,hen now this gets a bit confusing because ,he tells me that one of his friends said if his penis had been removed there wouldn't be much left of him. Now this made me stop chattering for a bit to reflect what this could mean. 1. My friend is a dick or 2. He is very well endowed. hmmm. This led me to ask some guy friend if they take note of the size of each others penis. ummm we aren't cruising but we do see each other in the shower at the gym etc. All of this chatter led me to write about the size of the penis in relationship to sexual pleasure. Kind of a confluted way to approach the subject but I have been feeling randy since I started talking about it with friends and family. I also learned a few things which is the most exciting part.
At Oh My we don't talk alot about Le penis and its size except when we are offering some sexual education, selling dildoes or having to deal with complaints from all the big dicks when they can't find XXXlarge condoms and every one has to listen to them say that their dick is just to big for regular condoms. The only customer I have asked to leave the store was the guy who bought the condoms 3 at a time for 1.50 which we had to special order and when we ran out and he went bullshit. I suggested that he thank god for his big dick and leave and never return. I digress. Just in case anyone is interested you can take any size condom and it will stretch over a curled up fist..I have good sized hands so I would be impressed if your Johnson was that size.
The big problem that I hear from women about men with Le grande penis is that it can hurt. This is not pleasant. So I offer them big bottles of lubricant and tell them to use it all the time. One can always work to stretch the vagina with a dildoe smaller then your partners then moving up to something similar in size. I also know that when le pussy is very hot after much foreplay a large penis can be very welcome.
But in the event you have an average penis which most guys do great sex can be experienced with no problems. As my old granny would giggle and say "it aint the meat its the motion."..now I know what she was talking about.
Its my experience that le penis and le pussy were made to work together whether the penis is real or made of silicone, they fit. They like each other and can bring great pleasure to us.
What is important to know is if you are a man sexing with a woman you need to know all you can about the vagina. A quick note all of the pleasureable nerve endings that make us moan are located closer to the outside of the vagina. So some attention needs to be spent in these areas with various parts of the body..tongues, fingers and penis. This is where size does not matter.
Thisis not to say there are not women who love to have their cervix slammed or like to feel like they have been screwed by an army because they are out there and they are hungry. Just remember that maybe that's
why god gave you hands and fists and a tongue.
Now getting back to my guy friends and the discussion of the size of le penis. We started talking about anal sex and I really felt strongly that it is a good idea to start small in size..They on the other hand said that anal was more painful with a smaller dick because it did not go in far enough to hit the pleasure area for them. This I did not know..I want to talk to more folks about this. If you would like to share some info about this subject just go to my website. http://ohmy sensuality.com and leave a message.
