So, surprize, surprize, it looks like American health care is going to continue to suck for people who don't have much money. . . . Tiger Woods was just voted "Athlete of the Decade" by the Associated Press. (Heck, now more than ever, right? ba-dum, tshhhh. I'll be here all week.) . . . Octopi are cute and smart as the dickens and run around with little coconut shells and then nap in them. . . . And, finally, the world, for most creatures that breathe, anyway, is coming to an end but Eugene Mirman is in Copenhagen for Grist.org to help us laugh about it a little.). That all said, here's hoping you and yours have happy holidays.