Beyond “rad,” “def” or even “cool”: here are the owners of the worst band name in history. I mean, this is worse than Broken Social Scene, Forest for the Trees, or even Heavy Young Heathens (what–Fine Young Cannibals and Rotund Young Pariahs already taken?):

The most remarkable thing here is that this band name appears to have been discovered perhaps as long ago as 1969, or at least 1975. You’d think rock would have to be around longer to come up with something this bad. Granted, they do look miserable. Maybe Sally Struthers just gave Meathead a hard time or something. And way to go, Failblog–bringing this band name into the light is a true public service.