A whole new kind of fundamentalist terrorist emerges in “Naked City,” France:
A long-simmering war between two tribes of the unclothed – “traditional” nudists and so-called “libertines” or exponents of free sex – exploded into a public protest at the town’s council meeting this week.
Old-fashioned naturists have been complaining for years that Cap d’Agde’s once-sedate nudist quarter has been disfigured by an influx of partner-swapping clubs and raunchy hotels. A flurry of arson attacks on sex clubs two years ago was blamed on low-level terrorism by nudist fundamentalists.
Nudist fundamentalists?!? Sheesh.
At least TSA won’t have much trouble spotting them in advance.
ALSO: Weird (but non-threatening, which is good since there was talk of Earth-swallowing black holes, etc.) results from the Large Hadron Collider.
