A birdwatcher in Ontario has claimed he saw a unicorn.
I’m not sure what’s better–the video, or this, from the story (which is either itself a hoax or is very well-written by someone with tongue in cheek):
In the meantime, the Science Centre is asking the public to use caution if they think they see a unicorn. Do not make any sudden movements or attempt to use flash photography. Although legends of unicorns state that they are peaceful creatures, scientists worry that they may harm themselves or others if they end up on a road or highway. The Ontario Science Centre has set up an emergency unicorn hotline for the public for further information on unicorns or to report any unusual or questionable sightings. The hotline number is 416-696-3260.
That’s followed by some helpful “unicorn facts,” including this gem:
“Unicorns tend to avoid eye contact with humans and prefer to remain unseen.”
The video:
I expect that, in a couple of days, we’ll see a chastened birdwatcher saying, “Well, we did do the nose.”
That or Ridley Scott will add it to Bladerunner.
