Oh sure, we could phase out old light bulb technology in order to lower everyone’s electric bills, but that would be Big Brother influencing our lighting choices. Or something. I’m not quite sure how to follow this winding road.

The effort to move to compact fluorescent bulbs, just like the nefarious move to different air conditioner refrigerant, is clearly further proof that the Bilderbergers, Jesus’ descendants and the Masons plan to kill us all with compact fluorescent vapors.