Smith College wants Emily Dickinson to just shut up already! There’s no better way to describe this show than “Emily Dickinson: poet, recluse, a**hole.” HA!!! And furthermore, this is “a pseudo-historical, quasi-biographical, hysterically existential psycho-romance about America’s most brilliant and annoying poetess. Holed up for all eternity in the bedroom of our minds.” Come on, that’s a must see. Thursday, March 22. Smith College Theatre Department Acting Studio 1. 122 Green St., Northampton. 413-585-3220