In response to Dan’s male archetype debut, I offer lyrics from Larry Gallagher’s "Wimpy White Guys With Guitars” (click on track 9) the ultimate tribute to “fags” like Jason Mraz who, via serenade, have always wooed sensitive girls away from more traditional alpha doods:
We’re taking over
Serious, sensitive and sad
There’ll be an open mic on every corner
We’ll be writing songs about your daughters
It’s a sick gig
But Chicks dig
Wimpy white guys with guitars