Why does Pat Robertson show up every time there's a disaster to tell people why he thinks it happened? It's like he's a compulsive nut who wants to make sure everyone thinks Christianity equals insanity.

This time, Haiti was hit by an earthquake for the same reason Robert Johnson was so good at the blues. This really must be seen to be believed:

Thanks, Pat. I'm sure all the survivors feel much better now. Though I bet the ones who were alive in 1791 feel pretty bad about signing everybody over to Satan.