In light of today's lack of interest by the Supreme Court in the "Obama's a Kenyan-Brit-Indonesian-Muslim-Communist-Socialist-scary-not-white guy" faction's endless string of wingnuttery, I'd like to take this opportunity to start the work for 2012 on behalf of Democratic loonies-to-be.
I just want to put the following out there in light of the 2012 Romney-Palin ticket:
You may have noticed that Sarah Palin pronounces "-ing" more like "-een," and I have one simple question–is that American? She claims to be from Alaska. But Alaska used to be part of RUSSIA. And RUSSIA is full of communists. And on the other side of Alaska is Canada, and who knows what's going on there? It could be anything. I mean, they eat poutine! And they're all secretly French. I'd like to go ahead and demand that Palin produce her birth certificate right now.
And just to be clear, if she shows one to anybody else without handing it to me personally in front of a notary, it's a fake. And if it isn't a fake, then she's probably Russian/Canadian and infiltrated Alaskan government in order to create a real birth certificate that's actually fake. It's mighty convenient that she's governor, is all I'm sayeen. Why won't you just produce the document, Sarah Palin?!? You could stop all the rumors about this now!! Why, Sarah Palin? You must have something to hide!! You're just raising more questions!
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I promise that if you release it I won't just say it's fake anyway and sue you over and over while posting idiotic "stories" about how you've hoodwinked us all. Scout's honor.
And I'd also like copies of your driver's license, YMCA swimming certificate, baptism diploma, nieghborhood watch membership application, wolf-slaughtering license and igloo safety inspection. And I hope you realize that failure to provide any of these means you are admitting guilt. Why won't you just produce the documents, Sarah Palin?!? Stop the lies!
We're all here waiting…
*And a note: although it's fun to delve into this insanity, I don't want to feed these particular trolls' desire to keep this post-kerning anti-Obama conspiracy theory alive any more than is necessary–it needs to die a quick death so we can get on with things. I think it's quite fortunate that our years of paying attention to the endless nibbling away of the rightwing nutjob crowd seem to have decreased most people's patience with them.
ADDITIONAL: I said hands in the air NOW, whippersnapper!
