It’s got to be humiliating anymore to be a cow. You’re mostly harmless, you just eat grass and stand around, then some tool comes along and kills you for hamburgers. But I’ve seen little to equal this bovine humiliation:
To combat global warming, scientists in Argentina are capturing cow farts (believe it or not, a contributor to global warming). But really, did they have to make the tank hot pink?
How long till that dude who just took flight in Oregon with a bunch of balloons tries to collect his own farts and take flight with that?
