There’s a feud going on in North Carolina over a fella’s leg. I wish I’d made this up. He had it amputated, then he stored it in a smoker. Probably in case something down the line costs him an arm and a leg. (Thank you. Please tip your waitress.) Then he forgot to pay his storage space rent and they auctioned the smoker. The fella who bought the smoker returned the leg, but now he wants it back–so he can charge admission to show it to people. He’s been showing the empty smoker for $3 (discount for kids!). Best quote: "The price will go up if I get the leg."
Only in the South. Which is why I am proud to be a Southerner.
