So far we have not sold any tickets. But this cld be a real moneymaker! It was my idea too, so you can write this on yr sleeve: when we are swimming in cash it will be all b/c of me.
What happend is first we got Dick Cheneys wheelchair but none of us wanted to sit in it so we put it out in the middle of travises field where it commenced to melting all the snow around it. It is the strangest thing. All around the wheelchair is this big patch of withered grass.
Anyway, so we put the wheelchair out in the field & set upon figgering out how we can make some money off it to whether these tough economic times. Then I hit on the idea of putting an ad in the paper for lovebirds to come sit in Cheneys wheelchair, which in the add I called "Dick Cheneys Love Machine." I also said, "Come Dick Cheney Before He Dicks You!" And then I said it cost a dollar a minute to sit in the wheelchair & it was a great photo opportunity, etc etc.
If that does not bring the lovebirds out to Travises field for valentine day, I do not know what will.
I will be honest: most of the fellows including jake do not think my idea is a good idea & we wld be better off selling Dick Cheneys wheelchair to the Russians. But they will see how wrong they are when I start raking in the cash!
I am going outside now w/ a cardtable & a chair & wait for the crowds to start showing up.
As I mentioned before, jakes big plan is on hold till we make some money off this wheelchair.
