They keep having threesomes on my beans. Why wld I want to eat beans after they have been mattresses for an ongoing japanese beetle orgy? It is around the clock beetle on beetle action & enough is enough. I am not saying this b/c I am jealous or anything, I am just saying.
And by the way it is not true that sometimes i wish i was a japanese beetle, even if jake & dody says it is. Now I am going outside to drown them in a jar of gasoline. The beetles, I mean.
Anyway, I do not WANT to kill the beetles but it is morally the right thing to do on be half of the children, even tho we never get any children up here atall. But if we did, I sure wld not want them to get ideas from those beetles before I chased them off.
