I sure have been looking forward to it and i was beginning to think it wld never get here! February wld not be feb if there was no the swimsuit issue of Warts Illustrated to look foward to.
I have been a subscriber to warts illustrated ever since Dody got me a subscription back when i had a real bad wart on my foot. I must have buried abt a bushel of potatoes on a couple different full moons to try to get rid of it. I also tried burning it w/ a lighter and I even put some battery acid on it. Nothing worked. If any thing my wart got bigger. Finally one day i got my lucky pliers and i went digging. I will tell you what: this wart put up some kind of a fight. I cld feel it holding on for dear life but once i got a good grip on it w/ those pliers i just kept pulling. It was I or him and the two of us knew it. Finally i got it out and it was abt four inches long. It kind of looked like what you wld get if you crossed a carrot w/ an impacted wisdom tooth. But i will tell you one thing: It was alot harder than pulling up a carrot and you wld not want to mix it up w/ a carrot, that is for sure. I do not know how hard it is to pull out a wisdom tooth so i can not comment on that aspect of things. It was some wart, that is for sure.
That was a long long time ago but i still have my wart b/c I keep my wart in a jar full of kerosene and even to this day i like to look at it and remember that day. it is a proven fact that once you have had a wart like i did abt the only thing you ever want to do is look at other warts and kind of fantasize and dody understands this even tho she is wartfree. I am not allowed to keep the swimsuit issue of Warts Illustrated in the bathroom but i have showed it jake and I and him have spent alot of time admiring the women in the magazine. They are not as pretty as you might like them to be, but they sure do have some warts.
