I think my beefalo is spontaneous combusting b/c every time he farts it smells like cheeseburgers

It is the only thing that makes sense. It smells like cheese burgers all over the place. Every one always thinks that spontaneous combustion happens all at once like an explosion but i do not think it always does happen that way. I think it is like a long slow burn b/c i once met a fellow w/ one arm who said it was b/c of spontaneous combustion except it was happening real slow and that is how he lost his job at the ice cream parlor b/c every time he tried to scoop the ice cream it melted. I am pretty sure that is what is happening to my beefalo b/c he is just standing out there where the snow has all melted in a circle around him and he is lifting one hoof and then another and kind of shaking them. Anyhow, I feel real bad for my beefalo. We might have to slaughter him just to make it stop smelling like cheeseburgers around here.