Let’s state the obvious first. Yes, Cancer’s (June 22nd — July 22nd) astrological symbol looks a lot like a popular little sexualized numeral called 69. Though this does make for an unfortunate tattoo, it doesn’t say much about Cancer’s sex life.
Fluent in body language, Cancers often feel so connected to their partners that they don’t need much direction between the sheets. If you prefer that your sex-mates bring their own map rather than ask you how to get where you want them to go, you’ll love this summertime sign.
Cancers are intuitive nurturers who truly believe that motto “sharing is caring.” Though saying they have excellent communication skills paired with a knack for sharing initially sounds as if Cancers would make the perfect companions for open or nonmonogamous relationships, don’t be too quick to jump the polyamorous gun with these particular sixty-niners—they’re also known for their jealousy and possessiveness.
Instead, focus on the kind of experiences and sexual experimentation you can share with each other. Turn to sexcessories that are specifically geared for couples. Think books like Tantric Sex for Busy Couples by Richard and Diana Daffner or Darrin Zeer’s Lovers’ Massage to tap into Cancer’s sensual, romantic side.
In the toy department, newly updated We-Vibe II is specially designed to bring seven pulsation patterns of vibration to both the clit and G-spot during vaginal penetrative sex, but also fits nicely under a harness (we-vibes.com). See past column “Sweet Couples’ Spice” for more toys and tricks Cancer will love.
Fiery Leo’s (July 23rd — August 22nd) lust for all things in life can be too hot to handle for the sexually timid. Whether or not you think you’re brave enough to jump in the sack with this passionate lion(ess), Leos, who are known for bringing out the best in those around them, will get you roaring in no time. Cocky Leos are convinced that they can tackle any task before them by sheer force of will and love the sexual hunt-and-destroy. Whether you’re part of the pride or a sitting duck, Leo’s fun-loving nature, impulsive decision-making and confident charms are irresistible.
If you’d like to tame this astrological beast, you can get Leo to sit, stay and roll over through his/her love of games and challenges. Because Leos’ pride usually makes them unwilling to try new things they haven’t come up with themselves, a successful circus master will slyly introduce his/her own sexual ideas.
XXX-rated games like the Kama Sutra Game, the Bondage 101 game and 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights (goodvibes.com) can woo Leo into new positions, a pair of handcuffs or some weekly variety. Slow Leo down by betting him/her that he/she can’t go an entire living room lap dance without touching you. Or slip Tristan Taormino’s X-rated educational film Expert Guide to Oral Sex into Leo’s porn stash.
If you love to spoil your sweetie rotten, bring some extravagant gifts to those late summer/early fall birthday parties and get yourself a Virgo (August 23rd — September 22nd). Just don’t make a scene, as typically reserved Virgos don’t want to be in the spotlight. Instead, they’re great at promoting those who are because of their perfectionist nature and inner drive to serve others. So if you’re looking for some sexual role-playing, a kinky Virgo won’t only shine your Dominatrix boots with a Q-tip; this compulsive sign will get the job done right the first time.
Don’t go dragging every Virgo you meet to the nearest S&M club. It’s far from the truth that all Virgos are kinksters, and these stickler signs have slow-burning sexual fuses that require some old-fashioned wooing to get lit.
First, take a long shower and file those fingernails because fastidious Virgos hate nothing more than a mess, especially when it comes to others’ personal habits. Then appeal to Virgo’s love of lavish possessions, dazzling him/her with high-end pleasure objects like JimmyJane’s diamond-encrusted Eternity vibrator or Babeland’s 14-carat Gold Cock Ring (babeland.com).
Happy Birthday(s), Cancer, Leo and Virgo! Here’s to your hotter, sweatier summer romances!
