by Affluent White Male | Mar 1, 2012 | Affluent White Male
I grew up reading Time Magazine once a week, religiously. I don’t remember it being a particularly well-written magazine, but it certainly never stooped to this low-level of quality. The basic angle of the above article, written by a pair of brothers, is that it...
by Affluent White Male | Mar 13, 2012 | Affluent White Male
Indie darlings of years goneby Cursive have released a new album. This news should be met with collective yawns, and not just because they’re little better than a nostalgia act for twenty something emo kids. There is a far more sinister reason that the new...
by Affluent White Male | Mar 27, 2012 | Affluent White Male
I’m sure everyone is familiar with the satirical news site known as The Onion. It’s a pretty hilarious take on news that always astounds me with its ability to evoke a laugh. What’s even funnier is when you come across a news story that reads as if...
by Affluent White Male | Apr 4, 2012 | Affluent White Male
True story: I recently witnessed Worcester’s own Bovachevo live. They tore, playing a mathy hard rock that reminded me a lot of Drive Like Jehu. They raked, plain and simple. I was pretty into the show, except for one simple problem. The dripping, idiotic,...
by Affluent White Male | Apr 13, 2012 | Affluent White Male
In what could turn out to be a fascinating experiment in the nature vs. nurture debate, news broke this week that the offspring of the Beatles might be starting a band together. It’s highly unlikely that their work will rise above being a cheesey gimmick act,...