by Dear Dexter | Feb 13, 2007 | Dear Dexter
As you may know already, Anna Nicole Smith died today. Let’s just assume, for the sake of argument, that she died of an overdose. Anyway, I was just watching a little “YouTube Retrospective” that AOL put together for its story on her death, and it...
by Dear Dexter | Feb 20, 2007 | Dear Dexter
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I moonlight as a self-employed, self-publishing political pundit (i.e. I write a lot of letters to people who don’t respond to me). I wrote, for instance, what I’m pretty sure is the only letter...
by Dear Dexter | Feb 27, 2007 | Dear Dexter
We’re going to try something new this week here at the Dear Dexter Theme Time Hour, and we’re calling it the Encyclopedia of American Celebrity Project (EACP for short, though I’m not sure it’s actually that much easier to say "the...
by Dear Dexter | Feb 22, 2007 | Dear Dexter
Christina Ricci used to be one of the prime examples of a type that an old college buddy of mine famously dubbed "chunky slutty hot." The chunky slutty hot girl was, as the name suggests, both chunky and slutty and hot (technically, I don’t think the...
by Dear Dexter | Feb 23, 2007 | Dear Dexter
Just to throw some more fuel on the Christina Ricci fire, enjoy both this picture of her looking quite stunning, and quite unchained, next to her former fictional captor, Sir Samuel L. Jackson (somebody’s knighted him already, right?), as well as this fictional...