Turrists, identify yourselves!

Gentle reader, I humbly beseech thee: proffer thine assistance. You see, it’s getting tough to keep straight who’s a turrist and who’s not. Not to mention who’s giving in to the turrists by thinking the wrong thoughts. The bellwether has been...

Peanut patty pilot

When I was in high school in Texas, my best pal and I had a little notion. We thought, "Hey, what would happen if we blurred the focus on the old Pentax and threw stuff up in the air?"The results, some of which I hope to post later, were some of the most...

NASCongress

My steamed colleague over at the Frank Dodge Report has endorsed a Jim Hightower notion I strongly support: "Make them folks in congress dress like those NASCAR fellows. They shld wear jumpsuits with patches for all their sponsors. bigger the patch, bigger the...